Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in Friday's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, October 8th, 2003
9:06 pm	ugh... sorry guys i bet a lot of you thought i went AWOL ...srry! it's just that... saturday flipped when she found out i was sneaking onto the internet... so... i had to dash off into the jungle with a rag tag band of followers. We've been living off human flesh and tree bark for the past few weeks... but just recently i've constructed an internet database mainframe from the skeletal structures of various small rodents. so yeah anyway i'm back and better than ever. (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 18th, 2003
1:27 am	LiveJournal Haiku! Your name: king_friday Your haiku: night when we were in our royal bedroom i was all getting my i think Username: Created by Grahame (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 29th, 2003
12:28 am	hey uh, everyone in my army be sure and join the community for it fridays_army represent. (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2003
9:42 am	... i haven't updated for a while. There's a reason for this, and it's rather embarrassing. You see... well shortly after my last entry, Saturday broke free from jail... whooooo boy... I mean, I've been around her during that special time of month on several occasions, but let met tell you, that was nothing compared to the shit this bitch pulled. I don't want to run through the whole list of travesties here, but lets just say i was BANNED FROM THE INTERNET.... among other things. But now she's at the store and i figured out her password. Gosh... I could really use some allies here. This reminds me a lot of harry potter. Are any of you Harry Potter fans? I know i am. So it got me thinking. I'm a lot like Dumbledore the Wizard. The Ministry of Magic is all on his ass and bothering him, just like Saturday won't get the fuck out of my face, so I thought I'd use the same aproach he did. I've decided to create: I encourage you to comment on this entry if you wish to join me. Also, please post this picture in your journal and tell your friends about the koolest king in town (43 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 17th, 2003
12:06 pm	okay so last night when we were in our royal bedroom, I was all getting my mack on and everything, but then all of the sudden saturday walks in (WOOPS) now, she can't really expect me to stay true to her, I mean she's been publically denouncing me left and right... and I wouldn't be too surprised if I heard she'd been sleeping around either. Yeah, I'm the king, I get to do what I want, right? BOY, I wish Saturday would get that through her head. obviously I had her wait outside until I was done, but then she talked FOREVER about just blah blah blah how I'm not the man I was when we hooked up - btw I'm TWICE the man I was back then. Viagra does wonders - and how the whole kingdom is going down hill because of me, and just blah blah blah.... And you know, there's only so much a man can take, so after about thirty seconds of this bullshit I called in the guards to relocate saturday to her new residence: the dongeon. What a great move that was. Now I can bang all the hoes I want, and I'm in complete control of the kingdom!! I can't decide what to do first, go pay that slut Henrietta Pussycat a visit, or close down that retarded Owl Correspondence School. decisions decisions.... Current Mood: chipper Current Music: DDR 4th mix plus - RHYTHM AND POLICE (75 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 16th, 2003
1:37 pm	I think X the owl is up to something his cousin has been visiting a little too often with just a few too many "packages"... as soon as i figure out what's up, heads will roll... you can take my word for it. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
3:22 am	wow. tough day at work today hula mouse needs to leave me the fuck alone. i oughtta slap that bastard. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
6:21 pm	okay so wtf sara saturday never gives me break about ANYTHING gosh it's so annoying (11 Comments |Comment on this)